ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

mom:  wake up
me:  *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

snow-angel-castiel:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment 

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

computer:  whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me:  shh it's ok

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone